Not Aphorisms

broken paint

1) The road to good intentions is paved with self-interest.

2) Human DNA and Facebook are working on a direct deal – we’ll be obsolete!

3) The future has never decided anything, yet.

4) There’s no reason to add green tea to food except that it sounds good. Biscuits and green tea gravy. See?

5) Apparently tapeworms love Champagne.

6) Having a moral, aesthetic and relationship code is adorable.

7) Compared to yesterday, today we shall have 2 minutes and 39 more seconds of daylight.

8) That shit’s hilarious.

Advertisements

One thought on “Not Aphorisms

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s