1) The road to good intentions is paved with self-interest.
2) Human DNA and Facebook are working on a direct deal – we’ll be obsolete!
3) The future has never decided anything, yet.
4) There’s no reason to add green tea to food except that it sounds good. Biscuits and green tea gravy. See?
5) Apparently tapeworms love Champagne.
6) Having a moral, aesthetic and relationship code is adorable.
7) Compared to yesterday, today we shall have 2 minutes and 39 more seconds of daylight.
8) That shit’s hilarious.